Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Ash Wednesday: A Dialogue

[The reader of this dialogue needs to know three things: (a) due to the force with which I blow my nose, I use paper towels instead of Kleenex; (b) I have a cold; (c) because of "a" & "b," yesterday I put a roll of paper towels next to my desk in my study.]

P: "Lisa, where's the paper towel's?"

L: "I put them away."

P: "But they were in my office."

L: "But they're my paper towels."